![]() ![]() He does have a few moves still left in him, but the camera is far too close to the fights and all you see are flailing limbs. Seagal does his usual spiel, he whispers his way through the entire movie and slappy slaps anybody who gets in his way. Is this Half Past Dead, The Matrix or Underworld? They’re trying to get a criminal mastermind, who is about to be sent to the electric chair, to reveal the whereabouts of millions of dollars in gold that he stole. But then everything goes a bit Matrix-y and a team of trench coat wearing villains break in (yes, break IN) and start walking over the camera just because it looks cool or something. After he takes a few bullets saving Nick’s life (in the first of many pointless gunfights), Seagal is transported to New Alcatraz prison and sets about trying to locate those responsible for the death of his wife. So what’s actually going on then? Seagal is an undercover FBI agent who’s so cool he can lie his way through a polygraph and so badass he lets his best friend Nick fly out of a moving vehicle, at speed, without actually hurting him. Seagal’s fallen a long way since Under Siege, and let’s face it, Under Siege was hardly the pinnacle in cinematic entertainment. I may get round to writing about some decent films at some point, but SyFy are showing a lot of Seagal movies at the moment so I’m working my way through their offerings and laughing at how bad they are. I think the makers of this film watched The Matrix before they started filming.Ĥ. “If you think you’re hard, I’m harder.” Erm… what?Ģ. ![]() Key Cast: Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Matt Battaglia, Nia Peeples, Ja Rule.ġ. Twitter Plot Summary: An ageing Steven Seagal tries to prove he’s still hip and cool by going undercover in prison and wearing a bandanna.
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